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floish said: BAE TUMBLR SAID I UNFOLLOWED YOU I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO I STILL LOVW YOUUUU

thatsassyllama:

I LOVE YOU TOO

ill forgive you if you beat people up with pineapples

Bae I’d do anything just please dear god let my phone stop vibrating if I had wanted a vibrator I would have bought one jesus christ

rneerkat:

"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

(Source: rneerkat, via thatsassyllama)

east-wind-is-go:

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

That’s called a behavioral disorder

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via thatsassyllama)

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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stillazarafteralltheseyears:

You know what I find truly remarkable about this scene? Is not just that she JUMPS OFF A SPEEDING ALIEN VEHICLE HUNDREDS OF FEET ABOVE THE GROUND but that she knows the EXACT MOMENT to make the jump to not only hit the roof (which, at that height and speed is an incredibly small target) but to hit it at a point where she isn’t going to a) immediately crash into a wall or b) be carried by her momentum over the other side and down a gazillion stories to the ground.

Natasha had to calculate IN HER HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE the velocity of the alien vehicle, the size of Stark Tower’s roof, how high she was above it (so she wasn’t so high she’d be killed just by the fall to the roof), how long it would take her to make the jump successfully, what position to hit the roof in to minimize the physical damage, possibly even half a dozen other things. A miscalculation either way—too soon or too late—would’ve killed her.

Yeah, when she describes someone genius-level smart in CA:TWS as “slightly smarter than her but only slightly,” she’s NOT KIDDING. Natasha is probably either just as or very nearly as smart as Bruce or Tony or Jane or Betty, her training just meant those smarts were put to use in a different way. And that it’s something she’s trained to manipulate people’s expectations of, just like with her sex. IMO, if Natasha asks to have something explained, it’s not because she doesn’t understand, it’s because she doesn’t want the person she’s asking to KNOW she understands. Because her stock in trade is getting people to underestimate her and then using that against them. And this scene is the proof. Because when no one is watching, she is BRILLIANT.

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thetremblingofmyhand:

bravebattalion:

captainameirca:

"americans need to chill"

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done and done

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im on mobile and the pictures aren’t loading but im betting at least one of those is of capsicle

(Source: zaynisgod, via thatsassyllama)

lovebroadway:

BUM BUM (BUM BUM BUM)

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

BUM BUM (BUM BUM BUM)

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

BUM BUM! BUM BUM! BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!

BUM BUM! (BUM BUM BUM) BUM BUM!

BUM BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!

HOOOOOAH!

HOOOOAH!

HUUUUUUAH!

HUUUUUUUUH!

LOOK DOWN! LOOK DOWN! DON’T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE!

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thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

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simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

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kinkykatn1ss:

This hoe wanna fight so I stole her look

kinkykatn1ss:

This hoe wanna fight so I stole her look

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fvming:

I find it funny how, everyday you’re surrounded by complete strangers, all of which have different dreams, thoughts, and problems. However, you never find out about any of these, simply because we’re scared to speak to people who are the same as us

(Source: fvming, via greetings)

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

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never give up on your dreams

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